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Oh my God, what if you wake up some day, and you’re 65, or 75, and you never got your memoir or novel written; or you didn’t go swimming in warm pools and oceans all those years because your thighs were jiggly and you had a nice big comfortable tummy; or you were just so strung out on perfectionism and people-pleasing that you forgot to have a big juicy creative life, of imagination and radical silliness and staring off into space like when you were a kid? It’s going to break your heart. Don’t let this happen.

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biomorphosis:

Tapirs are primitive animals that have remained unchanged for millions of years. Fossils of tapir ancestors have been found on every continent except Antarctica. Closest relatives of tapirs are horses and rhinos.

Its nose and upper lip are combined into a flexible snout that the animal uses to reach and pull food into its mouth. Tapirs are nocturnal animals that like to spend a lot of time in the water. They can stay under the water for several minutes. In fact, when frightened, tapirs hide in the water and breathe with their snout poked above the surface like a snorkel!

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futuregroupie:

a disney movie where the princess meets her prince online

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automatically:

when you think you have $1 but you actually have $10

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chinesekleptocracy:

Fall is upon us

korra:

i would describe myself as a “stay-at-home dragon”

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lookingforteddy:

This made me hornier than it should have

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chicagno:

when a casual conversation with your parents turns into a lectureimage

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h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

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vinegod:

How to leave an awkward situation by Katie Ryan

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