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This is parkour. Internet sensation of 2004. And it was in one of the Bond films. It’s pretty impressive. The goal is to get from point A to point B as creatively as possible so technically they are doing parkour, as long as point A is delusion and point B is the hospital.

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0bnoxi0us:

i’m getting one called boris

0bnoxi0us:

i’m getting one called boris

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waitonthelord:

so true :) PSALM 37:4

waitonthelord:

so true :) PSALM 37:4

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tothefridgeandbeyond:

i’ve been laughing at this for like 27 minutes 

tothefridgeandbeyond:

i’ve been laughing at this for like 27 minutes 

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When I check my symptoms on WebMD

wastedmodels:

she looks amazing

wastedmodels:

she looks amazing

girl: sir can i go to the toilet
male teacher: no you cannot you know the rules wait until the end of the lesson, how dare you ask such a question when you know that all toilet trips must be taken at breaks and lunch, i can not believe you would jeopardize your education for something that can wait one more hour, you ungrateful child
girl: but im having girl issues
male teacher: omfg go

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Anonymous asked: are you going to the beatles: the lost concert" movie when it comes out next month?

eh probs not, although i do love their music. Im too young, they were not my time.